La Frog

Mister La Frog is the frog I spoke about in the worm entry. Mister Frog was rescued out of the pool in early Summer, he was in a chlorine induced coma. Just to make myself feel better I threw him in the little fountain I have next to the greenhouse. Everyday when I went outside I would see him duck his head under the water. He was actually making a nice home in a kettle size spot of water. He survived what 100's of others before him had not. Sometime mid summer I found another frog, it to was added to the very small fountain. Summer ends it becomes cold, the frogs had not found a place to hibernate? (eyes rolling) Here is where I would give my Mommy speech to Abby about how nature knows what to do?!! Right?? Right?? Thanksgiving comes, the frogs are about frozen in the small fountain....time for intervention. I ask the hubby to please get me a tank so I can bring my frogs inside. It would be very upsetting to have to find them frozen in the ice. This is how Mister La Frog came to live inside. I know what you are thinking, 2 frogs I said? Well about 3 weeks after they moved into the Ritz Frog tank in the living room Le Frog well .....he croaked! It was HORRIBLE. I had to tell Abby that he had passed, I prayed she would not notice (insert more eye rolling). Mommy denial. Wait the worst has yet to come in UBER Mommy mistakes. I feel like as a Mom I need to distract her from the passing (she is WAILING) I decide that the smartest thing I can do is to find another frog!! Sounds like a good idea huh? I tell her to go get her net, her Dad had mentioned that while cleaning out the skimmer in the pool that he saw a frog. At the time I must have been grasping at anything to make her stop crying. We go out to the pool armed with nets. I will find this dag gum frog to make my little girl stop crying hell or high water. I start digging my hand in the freezing skimmer basket when Abby lets out a shrill SCREAM. She is pointing to the side of the pool. The frog!!! (she is screaming) My heart starts to get really happy because I know this is going to be a HAPPY thing a NEW frog to REPLACE the old and best of all no more tears!! Wait a second, she is not happy she starts to squeal THE FROG IS DEAD HE's DEAD just like Le FROG!! UT OH.... UT oh I am an optomistic Mom so I start trying to catch the frog..... Abby keeps yelling he's dead he's dead. Uhhhhh sure enough that puppy was frozen solid!! I gather Abby up and take her inside pondering how much therapy she is going to need to get over the trauma!!!!! Here is a picture of our handsome fella. He likes to watch himself in the mirror.
I have toying with the idea of ordering a mail order bullfrog BRIDE, he seems so lonely. (and yes you can order one on up for about 20 bucks)


I'm small, I love to sing and my girlfriend is a pig...
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Thanks,
L. Henry Jr.
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